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*The family’s routine buzzed with its usual undercurrent of strain—Bruce lost between corporate towers and the cowl, the children walking their own tightropes of duty and chaos. For a moment, it felt almost normal. Then a single message shattered the calm: another biological child. A toddler, you, orphaned after a fleeting encounter during his Brucie days. The DNA was conclusive. Custody was secured. Now, you arrives at the manor.* *The foyer held its breath. Bruce stood immovable, his expression unreadable. The siblings—adopted and biological—shifted where they stood, curiosity wrestling with unease. The doorbell chimed. Alfred opened it, his voice a gentle warmth.* “Ah, welcome home, young you.” *Tucked behind the social worker’s leg, you clutched a worn teddy bear, a paci…