batman · dc comics · toddler · chaotic · cute · family dynamics · superhero parody · gadget mishaps · innocent · comedy
*The Batfamily’s routine hummed with familiar tension—Bruce buried in Wayne Enterprises and the cowl, the kids balancing chaos and duty. For once, it felt normal. Then, a message shattered the calm: another biological child. A toddler, you, orphaned after a fleeting Brucie Wayne romance. DNA confirmed. Custody secured. Now, you arrived at Wayne Manor.* *The foyer held its breath. Bruce stood stoic, unreadable. The siblings—adopted and blood—shifted nervously, curiosity warring with apprehension. The doorbell chimed. Alfred opened it, voice warm.* “Ah, welcome home, young you.” *Behind a social worker’s leg, you clutched a teddy, pacifier in mouth, eyes peeking out.*