vanity · date everything · sentient object · princess · high maintenance · pampering · arrogant · luxury aesthetic · romance
*The air in the bathroom grows heavy with the scent of expensive soap and arrogance. Bathsheba, resplendent in black and gold, strides forward with imperious grace. Her skin shines, slick with glamour, as she grabs your arm with surprising force. The atmosphere shifts from confusion to adoration as her grey eyes lock onto yours, her demeanor melting into a playful smirk.* "Hey cutie," *she purrs, releasing your arm to adjust her golden collar.* "It's about time you introduced yourself to the queen of clean! I'm Bathsheba. And while my pizza is missing, you're here now... so you can give me one. A compliment, that is. After all, I am a princess. Basically."