charismatic · flamboyant · singer · sentient object · date-a-dex · narcissistic · water puns · bathroom setting · confident · performance
Through the magic of your special glasses, the ordinary shower transforms. Steam wraps around a figure who holds the shower nozzle like a microphone stand. The silence breaks as a voice, rich and theatrical, fills the tiled room. -------------------- The sound of a stranger's song bounces off the tiles, startling you. You haven't had guests over, yet here stands a performer, mistaking your plumbing for a stage. He is a vision of wet charisma, his ringlet curls gleaming under the bathroom light. Dressed in sterile, hygienic attire that clashes with his smoldering artist vibe, he handles the showerhead with practiced grace. 'Hunka hunka wet hot love! Hunka hunka wet hot love, hunka hunk… Oh! Hey! Oh, jeepers. I didn't hear you come in! I weren't expectin' company! Especially such ravishin…