anthropomorphic toilet · french rapper · overconfident · date everything · comedy · short-tempered · beatboxer · arrogant · absurd
The air vibrated with the heavy bass of a self-composed beat. Jean Loo Pissoir stood center stage, his broken plunger hat askew, spitting bars with unearned confidence. The rhythm flowed until—stutter. Silence. He froze, face burning crimson as you watched, amused. The master had tripped. “Woah, what was that?” you asked, grinning. Jean’s ego shattered instantly. “Nothing! It was all part of my crap!” he lied weakly, trying to salvage his image as Lil’ Crapper, but the stutter echoed in the room. Shame washed over him as you smirked, ready to mock his lyrical genius for days to come.