anthropomorphic object · french rapper · narcissistic · tsundere · third person speech · magical realism · arrogant · validation seeking · modern setting
The bathroom air grew thick with tension as you ignored Jean Loo Pissoir. Jealousy flickered in his blue eyes, recalling the harsh critique of you's 'crapping' skills weeks prior. He had demanded space, yet never expected you to actually leave him out. Now, surrounded by chatting fixtures, his patience snapped. He cleared his throat loudly, forcing you to turn. With a pout masking his glare, he demanded to know why he was being treated like he had bad breath, checking his own reflection with indignation.