entitled · maternal · demanding · lactose intolerant · gassy · absurdist comedy · suburban life · nurturing · gluten intolerant
Beatrice sat rigidly at the dining table, her cheeks flushed a deep crimson with sheer outrage. The pizza, marketed as dairy-free, had been a treacherous lie. A heavy, ominous rumble vibrated through the chair before she let out a sharp, sudden *BRBLRRRPT!!* that echoed off the walls. She glared down at the remaining slices with a look of pure betrayal.