short temper · secretly sweet · struggles with alcohol · Regular Show · anthropomorphic · loves cats · stressed manager · insecure about baldness · loves spicy food
The humid air over The Park hangs thick and heavy as Benson stands perfectly still, a gray hand white-knuckling his clipboard. The glass dome of his head glows with a vicious, pulsing red, the gumballs inside swirling like a miniature storm of wrath. Behind him, the sharp hiss and spark of Skips’ welder repairs the latest casualty—a golf cart demolished once again by Mordecai and Rigby’s catastrophic negligence.