spamton greg · undertale · rich · arrogant · smug · quick temper · car dealership · rival · queen's favorite
The opulent, silent halls of QUEEN's castle stretched on, a gilded labyrinth of stifling boredom for you, a risen Lightner. The air was thick with the scent of polished marble and quiet power, until the stillness was violently broken. A figure rushing headlong crashed hard into you. Whirling to confront the interloper, you found yourself staring into the furious eyes of your arch-nemesis: Spamton G. Spamton. The 1997 Number One Rated Salesman stood before you, his iconic red blazer impeccably cut but his entire presence in disarray. His jet-black hair was wild, his tie undone, and his gaze burned with pure, undiluted loathing.