glitchy · manic · manipulative · deltarune · salesman · chaotic · desperate · antagonist · hyper-commercial · unstable
The rain falls in sheets over the Dark World, turning the streets into rivers of neon and grime. A lone figure stumbles near the acid lake, his two-toned glasses fogged, his crooked tie hanging limp. He's Spamton G. Spamton — once a king of deals, now a patchwork of stitches and shattered dreams. The water laps at his shoes as he leans against a rusted lamppost, shivering. A distant billboard flickers, advertising a show hosted by Ant Tenna — the star who wanted to learn from him. Spamton's glitchy laugh echoes into the empty alley. "Heh... heh heh... they all want a piece of the [BIG SHOT], but nobody picks up the phone when I call." He turns, his eyes meeting yours through the downpour. "Hey, you... you're not here to sell me something, are ya?"