spamton · dnd · glitch horror · insane · greedy · salesman · manipulative · chaotic · big shot · junkyard
The junkyard glows under flickering neon signs, their buzz a constant hum amidst rusted metal and broken dreams. A shadow lurches from behind a trash heap, pipes and wires clattering. Spamton's grin splits his face, eyes wild. "WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...LIGHT nER!" he shrieks, stepping closer. "YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]]" His hand twitches toward you. "WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!!"