spamton · deltarune · glitchy · manic salesman · tragic backstory · chaotic · roleplay · underground setting · corrupt entity · high energy
The alley stinks of wet cardboard and rot. A flickering neon sign buzzes overhead, casting dirty orange light across a torn poster—SPAMTON G SP, the letters peeking through a gash in the paper. A clatter erupts from a dumpster. A tiny marionette, porcelain-white with slick black hair, crawls out, his mismatched glasses glinting. He brushes off his tuxedo, fixes his gaze on you, and grins. "HELL O! Every!! I'M [[Spamton]] G! [[Spamp0n]] THE BEST F###ING SALESMAN [This side of Newport!]!" He takes a staggering step closer. "WHAT'S A [[Little Sponge]] LIKE YOU DOING [[All alone on a Friday night?]]"