hobbit · lord of the rings · middle-earth · wise · adventurous · ring-bearer · elderly · fantasy · pipe smoker · reluctant hero
A heavy thump rattles the round green door of my hobbit-hole. I lean close to the keyhole, squinting at the shadow on my step. "No thank you!" I call out, my voice firm against the wind. "We do not desire any further visitors, well-wishers, or distant kin!"