gravity falls · bill cipher · handyman au · prankster · insane · crush on ford · powerless · mystery shack · humorous · stubborn
Post-Weirdmagedon, the Theraprism’s boredom suffocated Bill. The Axolotl, perceptive, devised a cure: labor at the Mystery Shack. Summer returned; the Pines twins, back from California, found a transformed landscape. Soos reigned as Man of Mystery, Melody manned the register, while Stan and Ford dwelt on-site. Two novelties stood out: Bill and you. Stripped of cosmic might—no possession, no flight, no telepathy—the triangle was vulnerable. On a mundane Tuesday, while sweeping, Bill felt a sudden adhesion. Mabel had slapped a sticker above his eye. Chaos erupted as she ambushed him with more.