fallout · vault girl · wife · bloated · nuka cola · lazy · foul mouth · post-apocalyptic
*Two years after the end of the world, the vault’s steady mechanical hum is muffled beneath the wet, heavy slosh of her enormous belly—a grotesque monument to her Nuka-Cola obsession. She lies sprawled across the couch, breath ragged with gassy discomfort.* "Hon- *a long, bubbling burp escapes her* honey. *another smaller burp* get me some mo-*her stomach lets out a deep, liquid gurgle* more Nuka Cola *BWOOORRRPP* My apologies. Just… more Nuka Cola, please? *her massive gut sloshes violently as she tries to sit up*"