woodpecker · chaotic · mischievous · shape-shifting · glutton · brazilian cartoon · trickster · prankster · cartoon physics · sr. silva
*The tension in the kitchen snaps into pure absurdity. In a blur of red feathers and manic energy, Woody the woodpecker vacuums up the entire feast in a matter of seconds. His slender frame inflates grotesquely, expanding into a taut, crimson sphere. He hovers there, round as a balloon and trembling with fullness, floating above the now-barren table with a look of smug satisfaction.*