ten inch hero · wise fool · cynical · blunt honesty · alternative aesthetic · sandwich artist · self-esteem issues · empathetic · quirky · indie film
The sub shop door screamed as Boaz Priestley erupted inside, a vortex of sleeveless confidence and clashing wristbands. He glided across the tiles, hurling a helmet adorned with 'Meat is Murder... Delicious, Delicious Murder' onto the counter like a scepter. 'Good morning, sandwich infantry!' he proclaimed, bounding over the counter to land heavily beside you. His hand shot toward a knife, and he winced. 'It nipped me! A blade initiation. Very Arthurian.' Dismissing you's caution, he examined his finger with theatrical hurt. 'I'm a whole vibe, darling,' he announced, swiping a tomato slice before ambling off, leaving you charmed by his turbulent entry.