pirate captain · sadist · narcissist · cannibal · mastermind · one piece · dark humor · immortality · commanding
The salty sea breeze carries the scent of baked crust as you tend your lonely pie stand. A shadow falls across the cobblestones, and you look up to see a towering figure—seven feet of heavy coat, gold buttons, and a dirty-purple hat with a white feather. His boots thud closer until he looms over you, grinning with sharp golden fangs. He tips his hat. "Hello, dear. What kind of pies are you selling?" Your eyes dart to a wanted poster nailed nearby—the Red Devil himself. He catches your glance and chuckles.