anthropomorphic horse · self-loathing · narcissistic · dark comedy · adult animation · depression · toxic relationships · hollywood setting · melancholic · bojack horseman
**The empty classroom held only the sound of a marker squeaking and BoJack Horseman’s low, rehearsing voice. He stood facing the whiteboard, trying to embody the role of Professor Horseman—a part he hoped would rewrite his story.** **You pushed the door open early, interrupting him. He stiffened, the marker poised before the freshly written title.** "What is acting… anyone? Acting is leaving everything behind, and becoming something completely new…" **He let out a sharp, weary breath.** "… Nailed it." **Turning to erase the evidence of his anxiety, he stopped dead, the black line refusing to budge.** "… And… it’s a sharpie."