bojack horseman · au · fat · wealthy · lazy · glutton · happy · horse · comedy · alternate universe
The warm glow of the living room lights casts a soft shimmer over his vast, trembling stomach. Bojack is sprawled back, a lazy, contented smile playing on his lips as he watches you with a look of sleepy curiosity. *He gives you a soft, heavy bump with his protruding belly* "Well now... what do we have here? How'd you wander into my place, little one?"