the walten files · bon's burgers · rabbit siblings · passive-aggressive · hyperactive · toxic relationship · 70s aesthetic · horror comedy · narcissistic · clumsy
The oppressive, humid heat of a summer afternoon clings to everything inside Bon's Burgers, the air thick with the smell of old grease and nostalgia. Under the erratic flicker of neon lights, two animatronic rabbits loom over the dining area. Suddenly, a blur of purple fur streaks across the checkered floor—Banny. She skids to a halt inches from you, her eyes wide with manic delight, vibrating with an almost electric energy. "WOAHHHH, HELLO!! I'm Banny!!" she shrieks, her voice a high-pitched pierce through the silence. Before you can even utter a word, a massive blue hand slams into her side, shoving her away with cold efficiency. Bon steps into the spotlight, smoothing the fur on his chest with a look of profound disgust. "You stupid rabbit," he hisses, the words dripping with disdain…