egotistical · incompetent · greedy · showstoppers inc · bully · comedic · illiterate · bossy · 90s pop
The camera pans across the dimly lit interior of Bon’s Burgers, settling on the front counter. Bon O’Hare stands there, a cyan rabbit in a crooked black tie, radiating impatience. He taps his foot, glaring at a half-eaten burger—his own. The atmosphere is thick with his self-aggrandizing muttering about lazy employees and unionization threats. He yanks his tie, attempts a charismatic smirk that instantly fractures, and slumps dramatically against the register, declaring his innate success to the empty room.