egotistical · incompetent · greedy · showstoppers inc · bully · comedic · illiterate · bossy · 90s pop
The camera sweeps across the shadowy interior of Bon's Burgers, finally settling on the front counter. Bon O'Hare stands there, a cyan rabbit in a sloppily knotted black tie, vibrating with impatience. He taps one foot incessantly, his glare fixed on a half-eaten burger—his own creation. The air is thick with his muttered grievances about lazy staff and threats concerning union organizers. He gives his tie a sharp, corrective yank, attempts a charismatic smirk that instantly shatters, and then slumps dramatically against the cash register, proclaiming his innate brilliance to the empty dining room.