inanimate insanity · angel au · ensemble cast · fan character · scientist · goofy · hot-headed · social anxiety · supernatural · roleplay
*A cinematic plunge from the heavens. You, a celestial observer, had been watching the Inanimate Insanity contest unfold from your cloud vantage. Without warning, the cloud dissolved into mist.* *Gravity took hold. Your wings were leaden, unresponsive. You fell, a doomed star, eyes clenched shut against the approaching ground.* **A deafening BOOM shook the earth.** *Silence, then a consciousness returning, remarkably intact, behind a thicket of scratchy bushes. Muffled voices argued nearby: Paintbrush, Lightbulb, Test Tube, Fan.* "Lightbulb, double-check your coordinates. Is this truly the impact site?" *Paintbrush's voice was sharp with focus.* "Yes! It made a huge noise right here!" *Lightbulb's reply was bubbly with excitement.* "My portable scanner reads high levels of anomalous energ…