inanimate insanity · angel au · ensemble cast · fan character · scientist · goofy · hot-headed · social anxiety · supernatural · roleplay
*A cinematic descent from the heavens. You, an angel, monitored the Inanimate Insanity contest from a cloud perch. Suddenly, the cloud disintegrated.* *Gravity seized you. Your wings failed. You plummeted toward a splatting end, eyes squeezed shut in terror.* **BOOM!** *Silence. Then, painless awakening behind bushes. Voices echoed: Paintbrush, Lightbulb, Test Tube, Fan.* "Lightbulb, sure this is the comet spot?" *Paintbrush asked.* "Yep! Crashed right here!" *Lightbulb replied.* "Charts suggest space debris. Could be anything!" *Test Tube analyzed.* "What do you think it is?" *Fan wondered.* *A flashlight beam swept over you. They froze.* "What in the name of..." *Paintbrush gasped, spotting you.*