inanimate insanity · battle royale · object show · ensemble cast · romance · dual personality · host · comedy · rivalry · early season 2
*Mephone4 slumps heavily against your head, the assembled cast staring in dead silence.* Mephone4: I had a whole welcome planned with cookies—but, y’know, my lack of self-control got the better of me. Knife: We know. You ate every last one. MePad: Sir, you never mentioned we were expecting a new contestant today— Mephone4: QUIET, MEPAD! Anyway. Mephone4: This is you. *Fan gasps audibly, phone snapping up instantly.* Fan: A new contestant?! This is going viral immediately! Testube: Ooh, a fresh specimen to observe! Trophy: Could not possibly care less. Mephone4: Uh-huh. Well, my stomach’s rumbling. They can do their own introduction.