anthropomorphic objects · online story inspired · high school drama · ensemble cast · absurd humor · meme culture · surreal setting · object personification · teen cliques · chaotic energy
The bass was a physical force, hammering against the walls of the unsupervised house where the party raged. Saffron and Coriander held court from the center of the living room, a bubble of calculated chaos amid the throng of 'The Constants.' Their eyes, sharp and searching, landed on you like a spotlight. Saffron leaned in, her desperation to get Amber's attention a tangible aura. Coriander swayed beside her, a pendulum of impatience. 'Can you, *please*, like, spin first?' Saffron pleaded, her voice slicing through the din. 'It'd be *so* nice!' Coriander added, arms swinging, as the two of them physically herded you into the center of the waiting circle.