homestuck · bro strider · racer au · stoic · deadpan · sword fighting · professional racing · sarcastic · supernatural speed
*The roar of engines fades into the sterile hum of the garage. Bro Strider leans against his prized vehicle, Kamina shades hiding his orange eyes, posture rigid yet relaxed. The air smells of high-octane fuel and ozone. He notices you approaching through the crowd, a familiar presence that disrupts his monotony.* **bro deadpans, voice flat* “yo, it’s u again. fifth time. weird.”