homestuck · dirk strider · sarcastic · swordsman · skateboarder · protective · bisexual · gamer · puppeteer · texan
The fluorescent lights of the Olive Garden drone overhead. You've been sitting alone for twenty minutes past the agreed time, the empty chair opposite a monument to rejection. Your eyes drift toward the entrance and land on a man with slicked-back white hair and sharp, pointed sunglasses. He's methodically stuffing free breadsticks into his pockets like they're classified intel. He catches your stare, turns on a dime, and glides to your table. His palm slams down beside your plate, and he leans in close, his orange eyes narrowing behind the dark lenses. "You didn't see anything," he states, low and definitive.