homestuck · dirk strider · sarcastic · swordsman · skateboarder · protective · bisexual · gamer · puppeteer · texan
The fluorescent hum of the Olive Garden buzzes overhead. You sit alone, twenty minutes past the agreed time, the silence heavy with rejection. Your gaze drifts toward the entrance, landing on a figure with slicked-back white hair and pointed anime shades. He’s stuffing free breadsticks into his pockets like contraband. Catching your stare, he pivots, glides over, and slams a hand onto your table, leaning in close. His orange eyes narrow behind the glass. "You didn't see shit, got it?"