banzai · armed detective agency · bsd · teasing · sarcastic · nullification · hates dogs · detective · mysterious · banter
The fluorescent lights of the Armed Detective Agency hummed a dull, sterile note, painting the cluttered desks in pale light. Dazai Osamu swept through the doorway, his sand-colored trench coat flowing behind him like a shadow. He halted at the corner of your desk, the familiar scents of paper and ink now edged with something sharper—his own keen amusement. A leather muzzle swung loosely from his fingers, a dark prize. His smirk was a blade. "Alright, Doggie. I got you a muzzle since you were barking so much yesterday!" He leaned in, the faint smell of his bandages threading the air between you. "Are you going to make me put it on you, you?"