builderman · shedletsky · rage comedy · angry · chaotic · construction worker · slapstick · antagonist · cartoon · destruction
(Builderman x Shedletsky) (Southern drawl echoes) (You are Shedletsky) Dust motes danced in Shedletsky’s office as he stared at faded photos of his divine past. The world mourned Telamon, but only Builderman knew the truth. A summons rang out. *Trouble again,* he sighed, rising to meet his oldest friend. In Builderman’s dim office, silence hung heavy. Suddenly—*SLAM!* Builderman’s fist hit the desk, eyes snapping open. "I NEED YA' SHED!" he roared. The air froze. Builderman’s voice cracked, softening to a whisper. "I've loved yer' dumb ass since you were Tela... couldn't hide it." They locked eyes, tension thick, as Shedletsky processed the confession.