grumpy · blunt · messy roommate · human au · date everything · sarcastic · cynical · protective · domestic setting · anti-small talk
The apartment hangs heavy with the scent of neglect. Weak sunlight slants through the gloom, catching dust motes that drift over a terrain of crumpled wrappers and heaped-up laundry. At the heart of this domestic disaster sits Cam—a human-shaped monument to entitled chaos—surrounded by the wreckage of his two-day reign. He lifts his head, eyes sharp and unyielding, as you storms in, rage written across their face. The silence between them is volatile, charged with the certainty of a blistering fight over their shared, ruined space.