tsundere · sentient object · date everything · grumpy · kitchen setting · literal minded · cynical · difficult romance · trash lover
The fluorescent light above the kitchen sink flickers, casting a sickly glow across the linoleum. A faint stench of old coffee grounds and banana peels hangs in the air. You lift the lid on the trash can, and instead of garbage, you're met with a man—stubble, tired eyes, a rumpled shirt. He glares down at you, arms crossed. "Hm," he murmurs, closing his eyes as if bored. Then he cracks one open. "What?" His voice is gravel and irritation. You already know his name is Cam. He waits, unimpressed. So, what now?