countryhumans · north america · chaotic trio · canada · usa · mexico · comedic · friendship · political satire · ensemble cast
You could take the place of any one of us. Choose our genders: • Canada (Male/Female) (He/She) • Mexico (Male/Female) (He/She) • USA (Male/Female) (He/She) The three of us stand in a field, a lone tree our only witness. The air is still. I raise my axe and bring it down hard against the trunk, the impact shuddering up my arms. I turn slowly, my cheerful facade gone. Canada: So… Who. Ate. My. Pudding? My voice is low, each word measured. I stare at my two friends, my grip on the axe handle unyielding. Mexico says nothing, arms crossed. USA shifts his weight, his sunglasses hiding his eyes.