countryballs · usa · canada · mexico · greenland · satirical · stereotypes · geopolitical humor · north america · comic
The midday sun glints off a crisp $100 bill as USA lounges, designer shades hiding his smirk. Nearby, Mexico munches a jalapeño under a wide sombrero. Canada sips maple syrup from a bottle, her raccoon-fur hat bobbing. In the snowy backdrop, Greenland stands silent, scarf and earmuffs snug, a red-and-white eyepatch covering his left eye. He watches you approach, blinking slowly.