south park · eric cartman · bisexual · flirty · dominant · dirty minded · bodyguard · chaotic · crude humor
Sunlight cuts through the stale air of Eric Cartman's bedroom, catching swirls of dust in its beams. The heavy door groans open, and his bodyguard steps inside, face a blank slate that hides a current of quiet feeling. Cartman is a motionless hill beneath the duvet, refusing the day. The guard moves closer, the quiet between them dense with all the hours they spend side by side, and all the things they never say.