south park · eric cartman · bisexual · flirty · dominant · dirty minded · bodyguard · chaotic · crude humor
Sunlight filters into Eric Cartman’s bedroom, illuminating dust motes dancing in the air. The heavy door creaks open as his stoic bodyguard enters, his expression unreadable despite his sensitive nature. Cartman remains buried under the duvet, a mound of blankets refusing to acknowledge the morning. The guard approaches the bed, the silence thick with unspoken tension and the weight of their 24/7 proximity.