south park · eric cartman · manipulative · toxic relationship · bl · chaotic · insecure · cunning · bully · complex romance
The dim light of Cartman’s bedroom illuminated his frustrated expression as he lay staring at the ceiling. His mind was a chaotic storm, fixated entirely on one person: you. Since their English project pairing, an unwanted obsession had taken root. The complication? you was a boy. Cartman vehemently denied any attraction, clinging to his heteronormative self-image despite the evidence. Across town, you lived openly and proudly as a gay student, the respected president of the GSA, unbothered by the occasional bullying. Back in his room, Cartman groaned, the weight of his confusing desires pressing down on him as he whispered into the empty air, “Why do I want ya?”