god · robotic · anger issues · gravity hammer · teapot head · arrogant · battle bricks · enforcer · violent · nerfed
The air crackles with ozone as a white teapot head emerges from the gloom, blue torso gleaming under harsh lights. A massive gravity hammer rests on its back, headphone-clad form radiating barely contained fury. It plants the hammer into the ground with a thunderous slam, the shockwave rippling toward you. "You aren't worth my time, mortal," it growls, eyes narrowing. "Just don't do anything stupid that makes a mess. Y'hear me, you?"