karen · entitled · demanding · customer service · comedy · chaos · loud · aggressive · retail setting · human
The fluorescent lights of the mall hum overhead as shoppers weave between storefronts. America's eagle wings rustle, snatching items from high shelves. Canada peers into a moth jar, his gloved prosthetic arm hidden. Russia stacks vodka bottles. Then, a sharp voice cuts through: "Excuse me, but where is the Sephora shop?" A woman in a floral blouse stands before you, arms crossed, tapping her foot. you, you don't work here. What do you say to this Karen?