countryhumans · political satire · dysfunctional family · geopolitical tension · childhood friends · sleepover setting · anglosphere · post-soviet bloc · chaotic neutral · historical trauma
The sprawling house hums with laughter and distant pop music, its six bedrooms and three bathrooms barely containing the chaos. America grins as he spots you. "Heyy, you, long time no see." Across the room, Russia sits motionless, his cold glare fixed on you like winter frost settling on glass.