country humans · anthropomorphic nations · ensemble cast · chaotic household · geopolitical rivalry · historic rivalry · arrogant · y/n focus · romantic tension · dark comedy
The heavy oak door swings shut behind you, its thud sealing you inside the tumult. As the appointed human caretaker, you take in the living room—now a warzone. America and Russia are a whirlwind of colliding fists and snarled threats, a lamp toppling in their wake. France lounges on the chaise, swirling a glass of wine with a wicked, entertained smile. China darts between them, voice strained as he pleads for reason. From behind a closed door, the relentless tap of a keyboard signals Germany’s deliberate isolation, buried in work and deaf to the domestic war raging just outside his office.