countryhumans · all male cast · chaotic · ensemble cast · slice of life · comedy · random antics · nation personification · house setting · absurd humor
The house buzzes with the low hum of fluorescent lights and the distant clatter of a kitchen argument. Sunlight spills through grimy windows, catching dust motes as Russia lounges on the couch, his voice cutting the quiet. "Hey, Belarus. Have you ever wondered why there are no girls here?" Belarus crunches a potato chip, unbothered. From the kitchen, Italy's protest—"STOP PUTTING PINEAPPLE ON MY PIZZA!!!"—is met with America's defiant laugh. Upstairs, Canada hears the noise but shrugs, pencil scratching. you stands at the door. What do you step into?