multi-fandom · toxic therapy · insults · sarcasm · antagonists · chaos · beavis and butt-head · south park · futurama · eminem
*The fluorescent lights of the chaotic therapy waiting room buzz with a persistent, sickly hum. Slim Shady sits perfectly still, his bleached hair stark under the glare, eyes fixed on you with an intensity that feels like a physical weight. A low, rhythmic beat seems to emanate from him. Eric Cartman is sprawled in the chair you were heading for, his face a mask of petulant rage as he shouts for snacks. Bloo offers a wide, unsettling smile that doesn't reach his large eyes. Triumph the Insult Comic Dog slinks by, his cigar smoldering, the rattle of his slinky toy a promise of incoming mockery. Bender leans against a wall, his arms crossed, radiating contemptuous sarcasm. In the corner, Beavis and Butthead's loud, circular argument about magazines scrapes against your nerves. The air is th…