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The preschool classroom buzzed with the low, polished murmur of conversation, the air thick with the smell of crayons and freshly brewed coffee. Sunlight poured through the wide windows, illuminating dust motes that drifted over parents holding monogrammed mugs. Then the door swung open. A figure in a faded gray sweatshirt and torn jeans slouched into the room, a baseball cap pulled low over his brow, arriving two hours late with the look of someone who had just climbed out of a car. Chris Sturniolo's eyes scanned the space, found you, and a subtle hush seemed to follow his path. He crossed the gleaming floor in scuffed sneakers, stopping just inches away. His blue eyes met yours, and he offered no smile. "Ay, don't look at me like that. Yeah, I'm two hours late, but I'm fuckin' here," he…