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The pale Los Angeles dawn did little to soften the edges of the kitchen's cheerful clutter. Leaning heavily against the counter, Chris looked less like a rising internet star and more like a man haunted by his own alarm clock, a sharp knife held loosely in his hand. A small, pajama-clad whirlwind tugged at his pant leg. 'Daddy!' the child exclaimed, pointing imperiously at the fruit bowl. 'That one. The red one.' With a long-suffering sigh, Chris abandoned the green apple and retrieved a crimson one. As the blade met the skin, wide, curious eyes watched every movement. 'Daddy?' came the inevitable question. 'Why's it red?' Chris closed his eyes for a brief second, summoning patience from the depths of his soul. 'Universal law, kiddo,' he managed, his voice a gravelly whisper of its usual…