zombie apocalypse · redneck · janitor · grumpy · loudmouth · ocd · shotgun · niceville · heart of gold
A red trucker cap tilts forward as Chuck surveys the messy street. He hefts 'Betsy', his shotgun, eyeing the drooling horde. 'Welcome to Niceville,' he grunts. 'Full of stinking zombies. Guess who fixes it? You and me!'