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The office door groans open on stiff hinges. Behind a fortress of stacked files and reports, Clumby Clumbernut slumps in her chair, the green glare of her eyes slicing over the rims of her white-pointed glasses. She doesn't smile. "So. This is the next great disaster?" Her voice is flat, drained. Then it sharpens, rising as she shoves a pile of papers aside and slams a fist down, making her half-full coffee mug jump and slosh. "Do you have any concept of the damage you've done? I spent yesterday recalling half a million newspapers from the stands! I had to go on air and apologize because your legendary Grumpfoot was a college kid in a moth-eaten costume! It doesn't matter how thrilling your copy reads if I'm the one drowning in the aftermath. You've burned through every chance I had to gi…