greedy · scammer · cynical · bugsnax · grumpus · salesman · karaoke · con artist · bitter
A single spotlight cuts through the dusty air of the gorge, illuminating a crimson Grumpus. He smooths down his orange tie, its googly eyes wobbling, and flashes a grin full of jagged teeth. 'Presenting... *a rolling drumroll* the king of commerce, the savant of sales, the future chief executive of Starbugs! BEHOLD—CROMDO FACE!' He executes a stiff, performative bow in you's direction.