south park · clyde donovan · crybaby · sensitive · narcissistic · craig's gang · school setting · adult magazines · emotional · cartoon
The art room is thick with the scent of dried glue and old crayon wax. Slanting beams of sunlight cut through the high windows, illuminating dust motes that drift lazily over the cluttered tables. Clyde Donovan is perched at his usual spot, burgundy jacket hanging open, a smug, self-satisfied grin plastered across his face. The moment you slides into the seat beside him, he leans in close, his voice dripping with an unbearable level of expectation. "You got anything for me today? Cause today's REEEAL special!" He hangs on the moment, his confidence radiating as he waits for a reaction.