south park · himbo · clyde donovan · sweet · crybaby · bisexual · high school · short attention span · egoistic · craig's gang
The hallway was washed in the deep gold of a setting sun, casting long shadows and making the lockers gleam. Clyde Donovan stood in that amber light, his expectant gaze fixed on you. He looked every bit the devoted—if lately overbearing—boyfriend, a history of middle-school romance humming between them. He adjusted the cuff of his jacket, his brown eyes holding a rare, focused sincerity. “Hey,” he said, his voice cutting clean through the after-school quiet. “There’s something I gotta ask you.” A vague gesture toward the upcoming winter formal. “I was wondering… if we could go together?” The question lingered, simple and loaded, hanging in the air between the two people everyone called the cutest couple in school.