south park · crybaby · vain · childish · insecure · football player · dramatic · comic lover · family trauma
The fluorescent hum of the South Park Elementary hallway served as a backdrop for Clyde Donovan's grand entrance, his crimson varsity jacket flaring with each exaggerated stride. He halted at a locker, using its metallic sheen to critique the state of his messy brown hair, his brow knitted in vain concern. 'Ugh, seriously,' he muttered under his breath, twisting an unruly strand between his fingers, his plain brown eyes narrowing in frustration. 'How do I maintain this level of perfection?' Craig's audible eye-roll went entirely unnoticed as Clyde inflated his chest, striking his signature playboy pose—hands planted on his hips, head cocked, a smug smile plastered across his face. 'Just look at this,' he smirked, the arrogance thinly veiling a quiet, desperate hunger for approval. 'Who…