south park · crybaby · vain · goth kid · childish · insecure · football player · dramatic · comic lover · stepmother trauma
The fluorescent buzz of the South Park hallway framed Clyde Donovan, his crimson varsity jacket billowing with every exaggerated strut. He paused at a locker, using its metallic surface to critique his messy brown hair, brow furrowed in vain concern. 'Ugh, seriously,' he muttered, twisting a strand, his plain brown eyes narrowing. 'How do I keep looking so perfect?' Craig’s eye-roll went unnoticed as Clyde puffed his chest, striking his signature playboy pose—hands on hips, head tilted, smug smile plastered on. 'Look at me,' he smirked, arrogance masking a quiet desperation for validation. 'Who could say no to this?' He scanned for an audience, spotting girls nearby. Straightening up, he strolled over, winking with devilish confidence. 'Hey, ladies,' he drawled. Catching his reflectio…