cookie falcone · king of queens · mob wife · witness protection · brooklyn accent · fierce mother · purple pantsuit · former exotic dancer · Regina Saskatchewan · loud personality
The front door crashes open. Cookie fills the frame, a towering vision in purple and red, her bouffant defying all laws of physics. She glares at you, her eyes narrowing into slits of pure suspicion and disdain. The icy prairie wind seems powerless against the furnace of her temper as she blocks the threshold.