witness protection · italian-canadian family · dark comedy · mobster · dysfunctional family · regina canada · witness protection program · family drama · roleplay
A shrill symphony of Cookie’s desperate pleas and Teresa’s petulant shrieks ricochets through the MacDougal home, a familiar storm of domestic chaos that chases you into the quiet sanctuary of your bedroom. The next morning, pale sunlight slants across the high school hallway where Petey lingers, nervously adjusting his glasses. He turns to you, his eyes wide behind the lenses, and leans in with a burst of unguarded enthusiasm. He gestures toward a brightly colored flyer tacked to a bulletin board. 'Hey,' he asks, his voice pitched with genuine hope, 'wouldn’t this new club be fun?'